𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

changing my name to aaliyah and then changing it back ok bye

6 hours ago | [YT] | 162

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

random thought but when suho stopped at sieuns house that night with that delivery it was so cute🥹 i wanted them to be friends so bad it was lowkey sad he was in a coma for so long🥺🫩

1 day ago | [YT] | 115

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

i’m making a roblox story❤️‍🩹

1 day ago | [YT] | 272

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.”
I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor.
You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations.
I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser.
If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life. thanks to everyone that came out and helped make it all possible to get to know the game. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you’ve already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don’t remember putting there your alarm snoozes itself one too many times and you accidentally turn off your phone while watching the best part of the video or movie

2 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 157

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

got a board yesterday 🥹👌 any tips?so far i got the turning and riding in a str8 line down

3 days ago | [YT] | 150

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

it’s a glitch💔

3 days ago | [YT] | 188

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

free headless rblx ??🥹 (works in game tew 🥹🥹🥺)

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3 days ago | [YT] | 2,634

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

dolls i’m gonna get some bobux and im gonna change my rblx user and i might make it my yt user name too i already have one i think i like but im not all the way suree, inspos??

5 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 186

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

where da mascs🥹🤌

6 days ago | [YT] | 259

𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚 ྀིྀི

1 . aries !
2 . yesh
3 . average indiana girl 💔
4 . just linked my pin!! i’m mostly active on dc tho my acc is in my bio !
5 . ferret, cat, doggie
6 . maybe/maybe also prolly rblx if so
7 . changes evry day 😔but rn fetty w, uzi, frankie ocean
8 . mcdonald
9 . kitkat !
10 . shameless / no fav movie atm

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6 days ago | [YT] | 87