N-Lite (Calvin Wilkerson)

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10 Facts About Music That Will Blow You

10. Booker T. & The MG's - "Green Onions"
Not many people know this, but Booker T insisted on playing the organ with his 10-kilometer thick chunky heavy meaty dick. "But but but," you say, "What about the chords? How could his singular dick play chords?" "Ben Stiller," quoth T. "Ben Stiller played chords."

9. Led Zeppelin - "Stairway to Heaven"
Led Zeppelin has always had the power to unite disparate and otherwise incompatible elements, such as Black Sabbath's doom-laden laments, blues music, the entire 17th century Italian opera canon, and Andy Davis from Toy Story. Speaking of, did you know that Andy Davis from Toy Story directed this song? It's true, look it up on your nan.

8. Frank Sinatra - "Strangers in the Night"
Sinatra was, at the time of this recording, a member of the Illuminati. He used his secret brain-controlling abilities to make the backing singers feel the same way about him that they felt for his first wife, Nancy Sinatra. This, along with the addition of 19 backing musicians, a 20-piece band, a 25-piece choir, and Andy Davis from Toy Story, resulted in this. His first wife, Nancy Sinatra, was notoriously famous for her hit single "我的屁眼烧伤了".

7. Nancy Sinatra - "我的屁眼烧伤了"
This song was originally intended to be in American, but due to the tumultuous socio-political context of the time, Nancy Sinatra decided to switch to a more progressive language. As such, it is the only song ever released in Chinese. Nancy was known for her boots, which had springs that made her up to 3 weeks tall. Backing vocals by - you guessed it - Allah.

6. The Kinks - "Bismillah Ar-Rahman Ar-Rahim"
From the Kinks' little-known flirt with Islam, this song was recorded on 1/2-speed vinyl and contains the secrets of the universe, the true meaning of life, and a recipe for perfect fried chicken. It was originally 78 minutes long, but the label insisted on trimming it down to 3:14:15:92:11:5:33:1. The song was also co-written by Andy Davis from Toy Story.

5. The Stooges - "I Wanna Be Your Broom"
One of the most influential songs in the history of rock music, "I Wanna Be Your Broom" was recorded using a combination of pulmonic consonants, non-pulmonic consonants, and demonic consonants. The song's hypnotic power has been known to induce spontaneous levitation, telekinesis, and a strong urge to sweep the floor. The Stooges have been known to sweep the floor in unison while performing this song, and have also been known to eat Cheetos while doing it.

4. Jimi Hendrix - "All Along the Watchtower"
In this version, Jimi Hendrix plays a guitar solo with his teeth, while also juggling 5 watermelons and solving a Rubik's cube. This was achieved by using a special effects pedal that warped the space-time continuum, allowing Hendrix to transcend the limitations of human physiology. The song's lyrics were written by - you guessed it - Mike Will Made It and an 8-foot-tall Mexican man named Juan.

3. Beastie Boys - "So What'cha Want"
From the Beastie Boys' 1989 album "Paul's Boutique", "So What'cha Want" is one of the most influential hip-hop songs of all time. Featuring samples from 747 different records, the song is considered to be a masterpiece of sampling and production. The song was originally recorded as a collaborative effort between Allah and Andy Davis from Toy Story, but was eventually released as a Beastie Boys single.

2. Led Zeppelin & Playboi Carti - "Whole Lotta Love and/or Red"
Barack Obama called this song "some shit". In this song, Robert Plant's wailing vocals are perfectly harmonized with the angelic whisper of Benjamin Franklin, while Jimmy Page's guitar riffs are layered with the gentle hum of a vacuum cleaner. This song was released in 9.

1. Frank Zappa - "Peaches En Regalia"
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