Animal Pulse

I may look like a potato, but I have the soul of a tiger and the coordination of a wet noodle

1 hour ago | [YT] | 389

Animal Pulse

A basket full of sunshine and tiny beans

2 hours ago | [YT] | 865

Animal Pulse

I am but a small potato. Please handle with care

19 hours ago | [YT] | 2,752

Animal Pulse

If I am smol, and the world is big, then the probability of snacks must be infinite

21 hours ago | [YT] | 498

Animal Pulse

If I am smol, and the world is big, then the probability of snacks must be infinite

21 hours ago | [YT] | 299

Animal Pulse

Day 42: They still think I am a kitten. They do not realize I am actually a sentient marshmallow sent to infiltrate the couch. The 'Blep' maneuver works every time—double rations of tuna have been secured

1 day ago | [YT] | 3,136

Animal Pulse

I’m not asleep, I’m just buffering

1 day ago | [YT] | 1,770

Animal Pulse

Milk drunk and dreaming of world domination (or just more milk)

2 days ago | [YT] | 1,289

Animal Pulse

The heaviest burden is a heart full of goodbye

2 days ago | [YT] | 472

Animal Pulse

I told the duck I’d navigate, but the GPS sounds an awful lot like a lullaby...

2 days ago | [YT] | 915