Hello, I'm The Theorizer, welcome to my channel! Here, I post theory videos. I watch & analyze things, then write my scripts, and edit the videos all myself, instead of sharing online theories. I'm essentially finding the "hidden stories" of movies, video games, and TV shows. Wherever the creators will place mysteries and clues, I will solve them like to a detective. I'll even find things that don't exist... I also sometimes make physics videos to please the scientific population.


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This is the most unhinged part of my upcoming HOUR-LONG Pixar Theory. The release date is still estimated at late October, but it could be delayed to November or December because I'm getting my damn gallbladder removed.

1 week ago | [YT] | 3,771

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Disc 3 of the official "THEORIZER SOUNDTRACK" is now fully up on my second channel. I made all of these songs for the background of my videos. Make sure to check out the other discs too.

1 week ago | [YT] | 250

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My horror game character models look like failed kids artwork... Until I switch off the lights lol

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 5,879

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Because of my disease, I’ve been unable to access the outside world for many years. 3 years ago, I elected to play VRChat because of my growing isolation madness. I have since amassed several thousand hours on it. What I’ve seen on this game is appalling.

All the rumours are true. I cannot begin to describe how bleak and miserable the average player on that game is. I can’t stand being around it, so I just run around as an annoying squealing gremlin thing playing the same mini games over and over. I’m horrified of what people do in more secluded areas. I am quite literally the only wholesome thing within a mile-thick radius of depressing escapism.

Nobody’s there just to play the game, they’re all hardcore fleeing reality… Aside from really old people and children, neither of which should be playing it given its contents. Both get bullied into oblivion either way, which is sad to see considering they’re the only normal ones.

I wish I could go somewhere or do something irl. I’m technically insane, I need normal people to ground me, not the nightmares of the deepest pit the internet has to offer LMAO

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 19,708

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THEORIZER BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!! MORE PIXAR MULTIVERSE SCRIPT SPOILERS!!!

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 3,673

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ALERT! BREAKING NEWS! PIXAR MULTIVERSE 2.0 SCRIPT SPOILERS!!!

1 month ago | [YT] | 5,513

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Cars 2 is a psychological thriller wearing children skin.

1 month ago | [YT] | 14,111

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What would you do if you just got one billion dollars right now?

2 months ago | [YT] | 6,403

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You have 12 hours to get my Garfield Theory to 30 million views.

2 months ago | [YT] | 6,736

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They want to extract my gallbladder because of the risk it poses to annihilate me, after it was previously nullified by my liver failure, which was caused by systemic digestive failure resulting from my body attacking itself 24/7 after I was unable to exercise from a severe knee dislocation in 2015. But they’re scared to because of the osteoporosis and anemia. Which is the fault of all this anyways. And I’m scared to because I haven’t left my apartment in half a decade from the obsessive psychosis. And you wonder why I hate Mort.

2 months ago | [YT] | 11,979