Hello, I'm The Theorizer. Welcome to my channel! I analyze movies, TV shows, and video games, then write scripts, record myself narrating them, and edit the videos all myself. Nobody's ever worked with me. I don't use AI. I make lots of my own soundtracks too!

In my analysis videos, I find the "hidden mysteries" in fictional stories, then spin massive conspiracy theories out of the plots as if I'm a detective within their worlds.

Usually I try to predict outcomes of TV Shows or find movie details that creators intended to hide for fun. Sometimes I find things that they DID NOT intend, and this driven me increasingly insane across the last decade. My videos are not satire, but I am very self-aware of my overthinking... And I embrace it.


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I just wrote my final Stranger Things theory, it's only like 5 mins long and consists of rapid-fire ideas for where the finale will end... If I throw enough stuff out there, one of them will come true lol

4 days ago | [YT] | 2,380

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EVERYBODY— BRACE YOURSELF. Tomorrow at Lunchtime (pacific time) I’m uploading my magnum opus, my final Pixar theory. It is ONE HOUR LONG, and is easily my best video of all time. I STRONGLY implore you to watch this. It is pure, uncontested cinema of the highest order, and I’ve spent 4 years working on it.

You can catch up on all my other Pixar theories in my playlists, but this technically requires no prior viewings.

It is also on Patreon right now.

1 month ago | [YT] | 5,358

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Here’s a free spoiler clip from Smitty 2.0. Full video coming on YouTube either this Saturday, or next Saturday.

www.patreon.com/posts/142292540?utm_campaign=posts…

1 month ago | [YT] | 899

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Smitty 2.0 is 90% edited, but this last bit will take longest. It should be released within 1-2 weeks, earlier on Patreon. This might be my final Pixar theory, and it is ONE HOUR LONG. I spent almost four years writing it, and might warrant another big break. You'll understand why when you see it.

Make sure you've caught up on all my Pixar theory playlists, because this one ties together literally every video I've ever made. Here are some more spoiler shots. Just try and guess how wild it is. I've absolutely NEVER edited or written anything so unapologetically ambitious and satisfying as this.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2,822

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Happy Halloween. Smitty 2.0 is 75% edited. Here are some more spoiler shots.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2,738

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Yesterday was my 25th birthday, and I celebrated it by editing more of Smitty 2.0. Now it's about two-thirds done being edited. Here are some spoiler screenshots from the video.

1 month ago | [YT] | 3,688

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SMITTY 2.0 is 20% edited... And will be coming sometime within a month.

2 months ago | [YT] | 2,583

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I have just recorded Baby Smitty 2.0

2 months ago | [YT] | 3,415

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This is the most unhinged part of my upcoming HOUR-LONG Pixar Theory. The release date is still estimated at late October, but it could be delayed to November or December because I'm getting my damn gallbladder removed.

3 months ago | [YT] | 4,052

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Disc 3 of the official "THEORIZER SOUNDTRACK" is now fully up on my second channel. I made all of these songs for the background of my videos. Make sure to check out the other discs too.

3 months ago | [YT] | 358