Perfume talk, minus the pretense. I review niche and luxury fragrances with humor, honesty, and just enough sarcasm to keep it interesting. I take the risk (and spend the money) on the weird, wild, and wallet-breaking scents—so you don’t have to. No fluff, no perfume-snob nonsense—just sharp opinions, honest reactions, and the truth about whether it’s actually worth it.


My Two (S)cents

🚨 Do we like Argos? New video is live and I need your take on this one.
This rose fragrance surprised me in ways I honestly didn’t expect. 🌹🖤
Would you wear a dark rose fragrance?

Watch here →
https://youtu.be/SQGRkfkttW0

1 day ago | [YT] | 6

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Just dropped my deep dive on Amouage Guidance 46 — and I’m honestly kind of obsessed.

This is the new Exceptional Extrait at 46% oils, and it’s easily one of the most intense, luxurious fragrances I’ve ever worn.
If you’re into bold niche, this one’s special.

I break down the scent, the performance, and whether it’s really worth the hype 👇
Full review is live now.

3 days ago | [YT] | 15

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This took a lot of deep-dive research, but these are the 6 scents that actually change the vibe of a date night. 🕯️✨
The watch time on this one is already through the roof, so I know these picks are hitting home. Which one of these is your personal "secret weapon" for a night out?
Watch the full breakdown here:
https://youtu.be/i8PWJcbif_c

6 days ago | [YT] | 9

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🚨 GIVEAWAY UPDATE 🚨

The 10ml Zoologist Olm winner is being announced tomorrow in the new video! Turn on notifications to know when it’s posted!

I’ve hidden the winner announcement inside the video along with instructions on how to claim the prize — so you’ll need to watch to find out if it’s you 👀

And if you’re a Zoologist fan, this one’s especially for you.

Video drops tomorrow.
Winner revealed inside.
Good luck 🐸✨

1 week ago | [YT] | 8

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⚠️ NUCLEAR fragrances check-in ⚠️

I just dropped a video on 8 BEAST MODE fragrances that you absolutely should not overspray unless you want to clear a room.

Some of these are legendary. Some are straight-up reckless.

👉 Which fragrance do YOU think goes nuclear the fastest?
One spray monsters only — let’s hear it 👇

(And yes… a few of these surprised me.)

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 12

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🚨 NEW REVIEW JUST DROPPED!
This one stings — and not for the reasons you think 🪼😅

Zoologist’s Portuguese Man O’ War looks like an aquatic…
But it’s NOT aquatic at all.

It’s smoky, dark, with gunpowder in the notes 🤯💥

Watch here 👉 https://youtu.be/6MHg_-B3Qno
Tell me if this surprised you as much as it surprised me!

1 month ago | [YT] | 9

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❄️ What’s your favorite fresh & cold fragrance for winter?
I tried 5 that actually smell ICY… 😳
Comment your pick before you watch mine 👇

1 month ago | [YT] | 5

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My mom is back on the channel! 🤍
She ranked six Creed florals and… trust me… the chaos was peak mom.
If you want something light and funny today, it’s here.

Mom RANKS 6 CREED Fragrances (Her NUMBER 1 Pick!!)
https://youtu.be/WT6gzo4bOk4

1 month ago | [YT] | 15

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Done with the Black Friday chaos? 🛍️

Time to relax and talk about something that actually matters: smelling incredible.

I just dropped my full review of Amouage OUTLANDS. Is this the scent that's going to dominate 2025? Grab a coffee and let's discuss. ☕️

Watch the full review here:
https://youtu.be/I7kp_D2k7xI

1 month ago | [YT] | 10

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🔥 NEW VIDEO: Compliment Magnets 2 (Designer Edition)!
Five designer fragrances that get people stopping you in public — no hype, no filler, just what actually works.

Which designer fragrance gets you the most compliments?

👇 Drop it in the comments.

5 DESIGNER Fragrances That ALWAYS Get You COMPLIMENTS!
https://youtu.be/dmjtzdx8VYE

1 month ago | [YT] | 9