Before You Go And Schedule Your Next Poop Cruise

To Those Who Paved The Way, We Appreciate Your Sacrifice

Since Trump Is Having A Military Parade On His Birthday

If Airlines Were Honest

If Ozempic Commercials Were Honest

Since CBS News Is Looking For Scott Pelley's Replacement On 60 Minutes

If Skinfluencers Were Honest

Since S&P Downgraded Warner Bros. Discovery's Credit Rating To Junk Status

Since The FTC & DOJ Ruled That Google Must Share Their Search Data

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Since Student Loan Payments Started Up Again

Oopsie Poopsie!

Since Your SHEIN & Temu Orders Are Now More Expensive Thanks To Tariffs

Since EA Games Is Cancelling Another Titanfall Game

Since Prices For SHEIN & Temu Knockoff Purses Shot Up Thanks To Tariffs

I'm Giving 20 People Diabetes

If Alpha Bro Podcasts Were Honest

Frankenmeat Nugget!

Don't Think. Just Drive.

The Muscle & Fat Sandwiches We Sell Are Made By 14 Year Old In About 1 Minute

If Elon Musk Was Honest

Smoke This On Easter Sunday To Forget About Hitler's Birthday

Since Apple Had To Airlift iPhones From India Out Of Fear of Tariffs

Since Nintendo Is Charging $80 For Mario Kart World For Switch 2

If Social Media Coaches Were Honest

Since Coachella Is Kicking Off This Weekend

I'm Giving 20,000 Diabetics A Year's Worth Of Insulin

Who's Excited For Sh*t At Target & Wal-Mart To Become More Expensive?!?

Might Want To Get Your Apple Watch Before The Tariffs Kick In

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Since The U.S. Senate Voted To Overturn A Biden-Era Rule Capping Overdraft Fees

Since Hims & Hers Is Struggling To Meet Its Revenue Goals

We Bullied The FDA Into Letting Us Straight Up Not Give You That Information

If Spring Break Were Honest

Since Wayfair's Stock Has Plunged 46%

I'm Here To Save Your Company Or Destroy The World

No Renter Has Ever Got Their Deposit Back

Algorithms Can Be Biased If The People Who Create Them Have Inherent Biases

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Sorry, Did You Just Say Ghosts?

Since NFTs Are Making A Comeback

If The NCAA Was Honest

If Meal Kits (Blue Apron) Were Honest

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Meat Glue

If True Crime Podcasts Were Honest

I Already Felt An Undeserved Sense Of Accomplishment, And Now It's Even Stronger

You Can Still Be Just As Bad At Processing Emotions Just Like Your Dad Without The Hangover