Von Story - More BS about flying cars, reading glasses, Denmark is a socialist country #AllWrongVon

Von Story - More flying car BS, calls Doroni h1x "Denali dx1" multiple times #SenileOldMooseTwit

Von Story - Paranoid, senile greybeard rants about "patriot" woman you've never heard of #Conspiracy

Von Story - Failure of a man shares his stupid thoughts about AI #VonIsAlwaysWrong #300thVonStory

Von Story - Incompetent dullard describes flying car he could never ever afford #Penniless

Von Story - Confused bum thinks Ford watches his TikTok streams #WillNeverHappenDummy

Von Story - "Lasers are REAL!" - never mind they were invented in 1960, Von #DumbassAlwaysBehind

Von Story - Delusional freak rants about stuff that was his own fault in the middle of the night

Von Story - Sorry Trump haters, he listens to Von and does what he says! #DelusionalMoron

Von Story - Yet another pathetic attempt to guilt people into giving but no one feels sorry for Von

Von Story - Poor guy everyone lies about him stop believing other people!!! #BadLiarGetsTriggered

Von Story - Government releases more info Von thinks "proves" his alien GF is real #Delusional

Von Story - Worthless loser unwilling to work thinks he deserves a government grant #NotAChanceVon

Von Story - Negligent dog owner confused "high strung" with "untrained" in reference to leash laws

Sniping Von Helton 9/17/26 - Part 1

Von Story - "Staunch conservative" on welfare compains all democrats are communists #TwistsOfIrony

Von Story - Bad math figuring out taxes on lottery winning he didn't even win #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - Pathetic attempt to extort money from me ... no even close, Von #ToothlessThreats

Von Story - If you can only see a few stars because of light pollution, they are ETs!!! #Dumbass

Von Story - RAGE & misinformation about government checks and Israel #Antisemitism #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - Humble correspondent admits to not reading articles he "reports on" #WeAlreadyKnewItVon

Von Story - More crying & complaining about not being able to find a "real girlfriend" #YouStinkVon

Von Story - Still thinks he'll get "low income housing," admits the "gf thing" hasn't worked #NoShit

Von Story - Crabby man describes crabby batteries and lies about cooking on grills #WeKnowYoureLying

Von Story - Man who doesn't believe in space lectures us about the properties of space #19.0IQ

Von Story - Some threats for his loyal viewers about when he "gets out of the car" #WillNeverHappen

Von Story - Idiot pretends he knows facts about an artifact stored in Greece #TwoBirdsIsNotCovered

Von Story - Thinks gas should be $1 a gallon and that Labor Day is on Sunday #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - A moron's opinion on "flock cams" and facial recognition software #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - Can't figure out why women aren't dying to have him move in and help pay their bills!!!

Von Story - More bullshit about the value of stuff his mother never had #StopLyingVon #Bullshitter

Von Story - More unashamed begging from people who would rather watch him starve #KeepBeggingVon

Von Story - Military washout dreams of inspecting the White House secret tunnels someday #FatChance

Von Story - Defending the poor slandered "orbs" from some yo-yo on Joe Rogan's show #NobodyCaresVon

Von Story - Idiot does "I was right" video while wrong about hydrogen mine in US (It's in Canada)

Von Story - More crap about tariffs, elites, and government tyranny from a homeless idiot #ShutUpVon

Von Story - Uninformed bum tries to explain taxes to people that actually work and is wrong as usual

Von Story - Stupid hobo who has never had a job or pay rent rants about taxes and prices of stuff

Von Story - Still lying about going to DC in 2009 to "propose high-speed rail" #NobodyWantsTrainsVon

Von Story - Delusional bum rationalizes he can't get benefits because "they don't have the money"

Von Story - Xenophobic rant "Must be born here to be in government!" #HomelessBumOpinion #VonSucks

Von Story - Lots more bullshit about his ancestry that is 100% made up and lies #StopLyingVonHelton

Von Story - More delusional BS from misunderstanding something he read online #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - "Ford aficionado" thinks DELIVERY TRUCK (Transit series) is "sleek" #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - Crying about how stuff would be different if he could go back to 2006 #TimeTravelFantasy

Von Story - Transient imbecile once again makes demands for someone to take him in #NoOneIsBitingVon

Von Story - Worthless bum complains $40 billion in medical philanthropy "isn't much" #VonIsAnAsshole

Von Story - Still at Stinking Creek (wink, wink), Von bullshits more about his "alien girlfriend"

Von Story - Complaining to TikTok about being suspended also more shameless begging #VonIsPathetic

Von Story - Bethesda updates update - Von's mods are bulletproof! #NobodyCaresVon #WorthlessMods

Von Story - The great 2026 Von Helton TikTok Subscription Drive only $3 a month! #DontBotherVonSucks

Von Story - Same day his account is suspended for scamming, rants about TikTok scammers #hypocrisy

JDubbs TikTok shorts compilation 8/14/26

Von Story - Now that he's "getting housing" (LMFAO bullshit) no women want him #PoorLittleGuyVon

Von Story - Stupid person claims all of Europe is about to be invaded by Muslims! #islamophobia

Von Story - More bullshit about physical media and "rare books" #Misinformation #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - Village idiot misunderstands medical story film at 11 #VonIsAlwaysWrong

Von Story - WSJ paywall keeps moron from investigating S Korean company purchase, still speaks on it

Von Story - Dumbass wonders if a new EV truck will be able to pass other drivers on a hill #Stupid

Von Story - Delusional idiot desperate for any proof of aliens, will believe literally ANYTHING!