The Aliens Laughed at Human Artillery. Then the Fortress Started Coming Apart

The Aliens Thought Humans Would Try Anything. Then They Found the Sports Humans Refuse to Do.

The Aliens Built the Fastest Ship. The Humans Started Taking Theirs Apart Mid-Race.

The Galaxy’s Greatest Telepath Could Read Her Mind. Her Mother Didn’t Need To.

The Aliens Invited Humanity to a Throwing Contest. Their Field Wasn’t Big Enough.

The Aliens Were Losing the Battle. Humanity Sent a Construction Worker.

The Aliens Invited Humanity to a Strength Contest. The Human Mistook the Weights for Setup Equipment

The Alien Guide Ordered the Humans to Evacuate. They Started Setting Up Camp instead.

Pirates Attacked a Human Salvage Tug. The Humans Started Taking Their Ship Apart.

The Alien Security Chief Locked the Humans In. They Asked for a Harder Room.

The Slavers Put a Human Soldier Up for Auction. Her Squad Started Bidding.

A Child Was Trapped Where No Rescue Worker Could Fit. The Human Went In Anyway.

The Alien Champion Broke the Human’s Weapon. She Looked Relieved.

The Alien Officer Called It Certain Death. Six Humans Stepped Forward.

The Galaxy’s Best Telepath Read Six Witnesses. The Human Detective Still Didn’t Believe Them.

The Galaxy Called Earth’s Oceans Uninhabitable. Humans Taught Their Children to Swim in Them.

The Alien Doctor Ordered the Human to Rest. She Started Repairing the Hospital HFY

The Alien Scientist Entered a Human Dream. The Human Asked Why He Was a Duck.

They Sent Armed Men to Take the Alien Child. They Found a Human Farmer.

The Alien Emperor Challenged Humanity to a War Game. The Human Chose the Rebels.

The Human Warship Retreated for 30 Hours. Then the Last Transport Escaped.

The Alien Scientist Thought Humans Were Insane for Chasing Storms. Then He Saw One.

The Human Was Winning the Academy’s Cruelest Trial. Then His Rival Collapsed.

The Galaxy Called Earth a Deathworld. Then They Learned Humans Camp for Fun.

The Alien Bully Hit Her Friend. The Human Gave Him One Warning.

A Warlord Put a Bounty on One Human Marine. 40 Marines Gave His Name.

The Alien Fleet Kept Destroying Human Warships. Then Earth Built Another Navy.

The Galaxy Classified Human Spices as Hazardous. Then Someone Tried Them.

Aliens Sent a Distress Call Before First Contact. Humanity Came Anyway. | HFY

The Alien Asked Why Humans Talk to the Dead. Then His Human Friend Died

Every Species Prepared for First Contact. The Humans Brought Folding Chairs.

The Ancient Ruins Had One Rule: No Weapons. The Human Brought a Sandwich.

Their Shuttle Crashed. The Alien Instructor Found the Human Asleep.

Earth Rescued 11,000 People Without Permission. The Galactic Council Sent Us a Bill.

An Alien Predator Stole Her Dog. Two Days Later, It Brought Him Back

The Human Army Was Retreating. Then Someone Said, “The Hospital’s Still Back There.”

The Alien Champion Offered Her Any Weapon in the Arena. The Human Chose a Chair.

The Galactic Council Finally Offered Earth a Vote. Humanity Said No.

The First Alien Ambassador Asked to Live With a Human Family. She Wasn’t Ready for Dinner.

The Colony’s Toughest Alien Bet the Human Wouldn’t Survive Winter. She Took That Personally.

The Alien Child Kept Sneaking Into the Human Museum. The Curator Finally Asked Why.

The Forest Used the Voices of the Dead to Keep Everyone Away. Humans Went Camping.

The Galaxy’s Greatest Telepath Said Humans Were Easy to Read. She Tried One.

The Admirals Ordered the Ancient Warship. The Human Child Asked One Question.

The Galaxy Couldn't Open This Vault for 297 Years. A Human's Cat Took Six Minutes.

They Built a Base to Survive the Storm Planet. The Human Built a Porch.

The Federation Tried to Bury Earth in Red Tape. Humanity Sent an Army of Lawyers

The Galaxy’s Best Athletes Showed Up. Humanity Sent Miners | HFY

They Laughed When Earth’s Railgun Missed. 40 Minutes Later, It Hit the Flagship.

The Alien Predator Said Human Hunting Wouldn’t Work on Him. Then He Volunteered to Be Prey.

A Human Ship Vanished 231 Years Ago. Seventeen Minutes Ago, Someone Answered

The Galactic Council Gave Humanity One Hour to Surrender. Earth Asked for Forty Minutes. | HFY

An Alien City Was Freezing to Death. They Sent for a Human Plumber | HFY

The Alien Hospital Was Evacuating. One Patient Couldn’t Be Disconnected.

The Ancient War Machine Woke Up. The Human Mechanic Asked Why It Was Limping | HFY

The Alien Child Refused Rescue for Two Days. The Human Dog Found Out Why.

8,000 Alien Beasts Were Charging the City. The Human Told Security, “Put the Guns Down.” | HFY

The Academy Broke the Evacuation Record. The Human Stopped the Celebration.

They Stopped Searching After 68 Hours. The Humans Asked One Question. | HFY

The Alien Scanner Said Every Human Was Dying | HFY