Welcome to ☾⋆⁺₊ *The Serentipsy Tavern* ☾⋆⁺₊,
The chaotic underwater joint that pops up wherever the Sage of Chaos and her crew decide to stir the pot!
Life’s messy, sugar, but that’s where the fun is—and the Sage is here to help ya find your way with a wink, a giggle, and maybe a splash of wisdom (or rum)!

Swing by our gift shop for sparkly treasures, quirky trinkets, and goodies to add a little *chaos charm* to your life!
Feeling lost? Get a tarot reading from the Sage or let her Reiki magic zap you back to balance. And hey, if you catch her at an event, don’t be shy—grab a shiny token from her, have a chat, and embrace the madness, darling~
Life’s too short to not let chaos in! 💜✨