HOA—Karen tried to ticket my Marine neighbor, so real cops marched her off the board

HOA—Karen trespassed onto my pond dock, so I filled her “private” path with frogs

HOA—Karen vandalized my fence at midnight, so her ring camera exposed EVERYTHING

HOA—Karen vandalized my mailbox twice, so the postal inspector put her on record

HOA—Karen tried to control our well water, so the county seized their dam project

HOA—Patrol slapped a $500 ticket on my wife’s service dog, so sheriff erased it

HOA—Karen tried a secret $70 per home “beauty fee”, so it BACKFIRED in court

HOA—Karen trespassed onto my ranch easement, so I dug a mud trench at the gate

HOA—Patrol vandalized my “beware of dog” sign, so I walked my bulls through their meeting

HOA—Patrol sold my assigned parking spot, so I dropped a concrete bin in it

Karen forged HOA letters in our name, so postal inspector made her pay damages

HOA—Karen broke in 'for meter access'… utility records proved trespass, sheriff ticketed her

HOA—Karen sold clubhouse keys for $50, so I exposed her Venmo trail

HOA—Karen sold storage lockers to friends, so I exposed the scheme

HOA—'cops' towed my truck from my own driveway, so the real sheriff ticketed them

HOA—Patrol vandalized my mailbox with 'warning tags'… postal inspector didn’t play

HOA—Patrol wrote fake tickets on my truck, so the sheriff made them VOID

Karen patrolled my rural driveway like a cop, so I installed a gate and claimed it

HOA—Karen sold parking decals under the table… neighbors lined up; I exposed her scam

HOA—Karen sold visitor parking spots for cash, I ran for board—she got DETHRONED

HOA—Patrol slapped a violation on my wheelchair ramp, so the DA shredded them

HOA—Karen towed my pastor’s car at service, so sheriff ticketed her $900

HOA—Karen poisoned my herb bed, so county fined her and barred reelection

HOA—Karen poisoned the community vines, so county fined her and posted notice

HOA—Karen slapped me with $1,300 mailbox paint, so I made her regret it

HOA—Karen slapped me with a $950 mailbox fee, so I sued and won

HOA—Karen embezzled $30,000 from pool dues… I exposed her, DA filed charges

HOA—Karen broke into my garage for 'inspection'… didn’t know my spouse is a Marine

HOA—Karen poisoned my hedges to lower 'shade'… I made her REGRET it

HOA—Karen kept stealing water from my spigot… utility meter proved it, county fined

HOA—Karen kept running over my lawn with her cart… county fined her $900

HOA—Karen broke into my shed for 'paint rules'… my bees made her QUIT

HOA—Karen detained my wife at the gate… didn’t know she’s the sheriff’s spouse

HOA—Karen forged the board vote on $12,000 cameras… she got DETHRONED

HOA—Karen fined us $500 over my child’s wheelchair ramp… county inspector piled violations

HOA—Karen demolished my new fence line… court ordered $18,000 damages in my favor

HOA—Karen forged a 'Travel Permit' for road fees… judge laughed, it BACKFIRED

HOA—Karen installed hidden camera at my mailbox… postal inspector made her PAY

OA—Karen forged liens on 10 houses… judge vacated them and ordered damages

HOA—Karen kept stealing packages off my porch… my glitter bomb made her REGRET it

HOA—Karen fined me $200 for my mailbox flag… federal agents visited, RIDICULOUS

HOA—Karen sold 'visitor parking' subscriptions… city engineer revoked their permits

HOA—Karen spray-painted a 'no wheel zone' on road… city fined her $1,500

HOA—Karen vandalized my lawn with paint… so I dug a mud trench LEGALLY

HOA—Patrol slapped me with a $200 'gate fee'… county permits said NO

HOA—Patrol blocked an ambulance at the gate… sheriff ticketed everyone on video

HOA—Karen vandalized my truck with stickers… I sued in small claims, won $3,200

HOA—Karen tried to gate our creek path… my dam permit made her BACK OFF

HOA—Karen towed my disabled neighbor’s van overnight… sheriff ordered return and fined her

Karen detained the pizza driver at our gate… real cops wrote her tickets

HOA—Karen towed my work truck off a public spot… city code SHUT HER DOWN

HOA—Karen treasurer 'lost' $12,600… I traced the account, DA took over

HOA—Karen trespassed to drain my koi pond… frogs swarmed her pool, poetic JUSTICE

HOA—Karen raised a $70 per home 'security fee'… I exposed her kickback

HOA—Karen trespassed into my pasture to flag 'illegal' barn… my bulls ended that FAST

HOA-Karen sold our guest pool passes online… I exposed her with receipts

HOA—Karen trespassed to measure my grass, so I sued and the COURT agreed

HOA—Karen towed my truck from my driveway, so sheriff ticketed her—BIG MISTAKE

HOA-Karen trespassed to photograph my “illegal” flowers… so code enforcement cited HER yard instead

HOA—Karen vandalized the community notice board, so sheriff ticketed her crew