The Border War

HOA President patrolling the neighborhood with a clipboard

The HOA Gambit: POWER,RULES,RETALIATION

HOA Showdown: Our Ultimate Neighborhood Battle

HOA President Insulted My Family at the Meeting—Then He Froze When I Took the Seat of Power

HOA Bullies Tried to Auction My Family Farm—Then I Bought the Whole Neighborhood

HOA Enforcers Assaulted My Wife—They Had No Idea I Was a Retired Navy SEAL

HOA President’s Son Called 911 Because I Locked My Own Gate!

HOA President Sprayed My Service Dog — She Froze When the Cops Said It’s a Federal Crime!

HOA President Tried to Seize My Vintage Truck—She Froze When I Showed My FBI Badge!

HOA Karen Kept Running Over My Mailbox—So I Built One She’ll Never Forget

HOA Karen Destroyed My Farm & My Dog—So I Bankrupted Her and Put Her in Prison

HOA President Destroyed My Vintage Muscle Car—I Made Her Buy Me a Better One

HOA President Demanded My Land – Didn't Realize I Owned Her Entire Neighborhood

HOA President Cut My Security Lock to Tow My Jeep – Didn't Realize It Belonged to a Federal Drug Tas

HOA Built a Gated Community on My Family Ranch – So I Restored the Ancient Riverbed and Drowned

The Fence War, How I Reclaimed My Land from a Rogue HOA

The Day the HOA Demolished My Safety Wall, They Invited the River Into Their Living Rooms

Corrupt Mayor Tried To Seize My Blighted Farm — He Didn't Know I Was Meeting The Head Of The FBI Ant

Entitled HOA President Towed My Ugly Work Truck — She Didn't Know I Own The Power Grid She Relies On

Entitled Developer Demolished My Family Barn — He Didn't Realize I Was Hosting The State Fire Marsha

Entitled City Planner Tried To Tow My Boat — He Didn't Know I Was The Mayor

HOA Put 96 Homes on My Land — I Let Them Finish Construction, Then Pulled the Deed Out in Court

My sister told me I wasn't allowed at her wedding because I overshadow her She wasn't smiling

I looked through the window of my neighbor’s garage, and what I saw made me call the police instant

My toddler tried to divorce us at the park, so the strangers she chose as her new parents decided to

A Karen tried to get me fired for stealing her reserved table She ended up paying for everyone's me

My fiancée left me two weeks before our wedding because I lacked ambition Five years later....

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