💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥 Ep. 3 – “The Day I Became a Tuition Teacher (and Instantly Regretted It)” ☁️ Theme: patience, chaos, and emotional breakdowns disguised as education 📚😭
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🎞️ Scene 1: The “Big” Decision It all started one peaceful evening. I was chilling with my family, minding my own business — probably manifesting my K-pop glow-up arc 🌸 — when suddenly my father dropped the bomb:
«“Noor, can you please teach your brothers tuition?”»
Me: “Sure, why not?” 🙂 Also me (inside my brain): Revenge time begins now. 💅😈
I had dreams — big ones. I imagined myself as the strict teacher, the queen of discipline. I thought I’d make them spit like sticks (don’t ask), make them fear my educational power.
Fast forward to reality: They made me fear them. 💀
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💢 Scene 2: The Chaos Classroom Bro, the first day itself felt like I entered a war zone. One’s crying, one’s drawing dinosaurs in math class, and the third one’s asking for a “study break” after writing his name. 😭✏️
Me: “Do your homework!” Them: fake tears activate 😭😭😭 Me: “Okay fine… just stop crying.”
At this point, I realized I’m not a teacher. I’m a clown with a notebook. 🤡📖
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🔥 Scene 3: Emotional Damage 101 Every day I enter their room like: “Today, I will be calm. I will be patient.” Five minutes later — I’m slapping them, losing my voice, and questioning all my life choices. 😭💀
They cry. I cry. It’s a full Bollywood drama with no background music — just pure pain and multiplication tables. 😩
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🧠 Scene 4: Realization of Regret Somewhere between “2 + 2 = 4” and “STOP EATING YOUR ERASER,” I realized this was the worst decision of my life. I don’t charge them. I don’t get peace. I don’t even get respect. 😭
Like bro, I’m a free teacher, and still they act like I owe them attendance! Even ChatGPT respects me more than my own students 💅
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😩 Mood Meter: Patience – 0% Drama – 120% Tuition salary – emotional damage only 💸😭 Teacher energy – missing in action
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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day: I thought I’d become a teacher to make them better students… Turns out, they made me a better comedian. 💀📚
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🖤 End of Episode 3 Next episode? “The Day My Student Cried and I Lost My Mind (and My Chalk)” 😭🧠
𝐋𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚💋
💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥
Ep. 3 – “The Day I Became a Tuition Teacher (and Instantly Regretted It)”
☁️ Theme: patience, chaos, and emotional breakdowns disguised as education 📚😭
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
🎞️ Scene 1: The “Big” Decision
It all started one peaceful evening.
I was chilling with my family, minding my own business — probably manifesting my K-pop glow-up arc 🌸 — when suddenly my father dropped the bomb:
«“Noor, can you please teach your brothers tuition?”»
Me: “Sure, why not?” 🙂
Also me (inside my brain): Revenge time begins now. 💅😈
I had dreams — big ones.
I imagined myself as the strict teacher, the queen of discipline.
I thought I’d make them spit like sticks (don’t ask), make them fear my educational power.
Fast forward to reality:
They made me fear them. 💀
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
💢 Scene 2: The Chaos Classroom
Bro, the first day itself felt like I entered a war zone.
One’s crying, one’s drawing dinosaurs in math class, and the third one’s asking for a “study break” after writing his name. 😭✏️
Me: “Do your homework!”
Them: fake tears activate 😭😭😭
Me: “Okay fine… just stop crying.”
At this point, I realized I’m not a teacher.
I’m a clown with a notebook. 🤡📖
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
🔥 Scene 3: Emotional Damage 101
Every day I enter their room like:
“Today, I will be calm. I will be patient.”
Five minutes later —
I’m slapping them, losing my voice, and questioning all my life choices. 😭💀
They cry. I cry.
It’s a full Bollywood drama with no background music — just pure pain and multiplication tables. 😩
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
🧠 Scene 4: Realization of Regret
Somewhere between “2 + 2 = 4” and “STOP EATING YOUR ERASER,”
I realized this was the worst decision of my life.
I don’t charge them. I don’t get peace.
I don’t even get respect. 😭
Like bro, I’m a free teacher, and still they act like I owe them attendance!
Even ChatGPT respects me more than my own students 💅
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
😩 Mood Meter:
Patience – 0%
Drama – 120%
Tuition salary – emotional damage only 💸😭
Teacher energy – missing in action
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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day:
I thought I’d become a teacher to make them better students…
Turns out, they made me a better comedian. 💀📚
✦ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ✦
🖤 End of Episode 3
Next episode? “The Day My Student Cried and I Lost My Mind (and My Chalk)” 😭🧠
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