I'm 57 and lived in the UK all my life, most of which I have spent blissfully unaware that I shared these islands with millions of morons.
3 weeks ago | 38
A vote for reform in the ballot box is like a pyrotechnic up the bum…
3 weeks ago | 112
And under such a Government he'll need a few grand to pay for any 3rd degree burns he suffers.
3 weeks ago | 60
There are two groups in the England, not the UK, just England, one group that see their country as represented by Florence Nightingale, Wordsworth, Shakespeare, Stephens Fry & Hawking, Brunel and many others. Whilst the other group see a constant Benny Hill sketch, Jim Davidson, the Wheel tappers and Shunters and Bernard Manning, Love Thy Neighbour and all manner of tripe. The second lot want power but don’t know what to do with it once they have it, much like when they get their hands on a firework
3 weeks ago (edited) | 39
Yeah, voting DeForm is totally like kicking yourself in the bollocks then arguing an immigrant did it.
3 weeks ago | 68
That must be the British culture they're all so keen to preserve. 😮
3 weeks ago | 7
VOTE REFORM UK LIMITED AND GET A BILL FOR THESE COMMON PROCEDURES ONCE FARAGE SELLS OFF THE NHS: Here is a guide to prices for some of our most commonly performed treatments and operations: • The cost of hip replacement surgery starts from around £14,193 • The cost of knee replacement surgery starts from around £14,888 • The cost of cataract surgery (for one eye) starts from around £3,018 • The cost of a knee arthroscopy procedure starts from around £4,697 • The cost of a colonoscopy starts from around £2,627 • The cost of a gastroscopy starts from around £2,241 • The cost of gallbladder removal surgery starts from around £7,658 • The cost of a laparoscopy starts from around £4,135 • The cost of ACL (anterior cruciate ligament) repair surgery starts from around £8,257 • The cost of a hysterectomy starts from around £9,222
3 weeks ago | 10
"I don’t want to live on this planet anymore " - Professor Hubert J Farnsworth.
3 weeks ago (edited) | 11
All men staring at it too.......just saying.
3 weeks ago | 13
My boss would always tell me to put a firecracker up my arse when we needed to go as fast as possible. What a great Worker 👍
3 weeks ago | 10
The man with the flare up his arse has more dignity than the idiotics of farage, Truss, Porridge Johnson, musk or trump
3 weeks ago (edited) | 5
A Different Bias
3 weeks ago | [YT] | 792