Frankie Fey

MAJOR SEARS FURRY INCIDENT UPDATE!

Some of you have expressed doubt about the veracity of this story. I am happy to announce that someone close to Yoshi Jjang--the man who purchased the infamous Kirby erotica dinner plate--has reached out with additional information! Below is a never before seen additional image of the Kirby plate...after Yoshi accidentally dropped it. gg. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.

3 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 27,627



@FrankieFey 

PS: I don't want to dox anyone, but rest assured I have verified this info :) Yay closure!

3 weeks ago | 1,700

@Ohyoucaughtme

This is exactly what kintsugi was made for

3 weeks ago | 4,200  

@AAaaaAaaAaAAAAAAaAAAaAa2137

what do you mean it was displayed on a stand??? The fengshui of that room must have been really ominous

3 weeks ago | 2,100

@mintilicious

This is peak journalism

3 weeks ago | 1,600  

@Matthias333

Worse than the loss of the French crown jewels. 😢

3 weeks ago | 1,900

@EyeContact69

THE ARTIFACT HAS BEEN BROKEN, THE HORDES ARE COMING

3 weeks ago | 669

@Leafeonlord

Dededevastating.

3 weeks ago | 301

@goofi_jesz

“RIP our drooling king“ IM BAWLING 😭

3 weeks ago | 442

@415-k1ub

I feel like an archeologist who just saw an ancient artifact got destroyed. RIP to that weird piece of human culture. Explaining that to aliens would've been fun.

3 weeks ago | 124

@leitmotif7268

KINTSUGI THE KING 👑 he deserves to be restored in gol

3 weeks ago | 144

@J92328

What a tragic loss.

3 weeks ago | 339

@JayThePollito

Dedede drooling plate… is… lost media?? 🥺

3 weeks ago | 504

@AnPrionsaTaibhse

I like the mention of the plate’s stand, implying Yoshi kept it on display for everyone who comes by.

3 weeks ago | 71

@dazkid33

We need our best and brightest to restore this artifact.

3 weeks ago | 105

@StultusSapientiae

They should put it back together with kintsugi, that would be really funny

3 weeks ago | 57

@bleach-chugger

We need a kickstarter to send it to one of those japanese porcelain restorers who uses gold

3 weeks ago | 31

@goldenfiberwheat238

Burning of the library of Alexandria moment

3 weeks ago | 39

@BagelEnjoyer

Oh... That's gore.... That's gore of my comfort character..

3 weeks ago | 26

@Vyes

My favorite part is the plate broke by falling off his table implying he was using it in his day to day life, and not stashing it away in a cabinet.

3 weeks ago | 7

@LadyLombax

We should crowdfund a Kintsugi master to fix this plate. It's a work of art that must be preserved for the future of humanity.

3 weeks ago | 17