I conquered entire kingdoms as an evil vampire in Decks of the Damned

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I used my seed to kill everything

I found the ultimate heroes to save the world in The Lonesome Guild

I left my wife to open my own power wash business

I abused meese to become a billionaire

I learned how to cast deadly spells in Waltz of The Wizard

I took this trash island to a tropical oasis

My wife threw out my card collection so I bought a dump to find them all

I farmed mushrooms until I was a billionaire

I got stronger by stealing meat in SWAPMEAT

I decide who lives and dies

I abused slimes to pay my rent

I got rich manipulating the stock market

I got forced into a toll booth to pay my debts

Upgrading my hands to murder everything

I automated mining in the best ways

I sacrificed weird baby geese for profit

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