TheRailwayNoob87

Greetings, you illiterate pawns! I, Taco, took over this channel recently and also, *SOUR CREAM!* Oops, my old self is surfacing a lot more than usual recently… For instance, I somehow cannot resist stretching out my tongue _(as you can see on a certain sketch of me)_ and I still collect lemons to spit them whenever I find them useful.

But now for the real stuff! Join this server to contribute to an object show: discord.gg/4jY5wyHWSC. Or else I will recruit Pin to snatch you, Firey to slap you and Pillow to stare right into your soul… So please, for both your and my sanity, do join that server, by my salad!

That’s it for now, but do expect more eloquent and thought-out speeches of mine! Also, please do me a favor and *SOUR CREAM!* Okay, that was odd, I’m better off now…

— THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN TO IMPERSONATE A (wannabe object show winner and madman) FICTIONAL CHARACTER, PLEASE DON’T TAKE HER ACCUSATIONS, THREATS AND STRAIGHT-UP INSULTS PERSONALLY! —

8 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

TheRailwayNoob87

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone else: Hereby I spread my thankfulness for your precious support recently! I’ve gained 3 new subscribers just today and I’m so glad I’m experiencing some success now. Let’s see what comes next!

8 months ago | [YT] | 2

TheRailwayNoob87

Greetings to all fellows out there!

While I don't have my stuff back, I do have a lot of new hope that my life is about to turn around in a really good way.

That's all I want to say for now, stay hopeful!

9 months ago | [YT] | 2

TheRailwayNoob87

Greetings! Happy delayed Valentine's day!

The reason I posted so little recently and wasn't active yesterday on YouTube whatsoever is my private life struggles standing in my way once more.

I was sent to a new social facility after I freaked out from having to move to my parents on February 10th, a decision that was made behind my back once again. Now I live in the middle of nowhere and I'm starting to feel out of place in the facility I'm in – however, I am going to get a long-term solution WITHOUT my parents!

I just have to tell you what happened in detail, but not now since I've lost a lot of my stuff and I need to get that back as quickly as possible... Before entering my new facility, I spent a night in a clinic and my parents came, dragging my brothers with them (as if they had no lives of their own) and requested to receive all the things that were taken away from me for security reasons there.

And now they have all my school stuff, my iPad included, a bunch of MY food that I wanted to finally gain weight with AND even everyday stuff such as my umbrella. And worst of all, they have my PERSONAL documents AND contact numbers I've collected across my months of separation from my family!!!

But simply, I'm a victim of theft by my very parents!!! And then people say they were good for me... (Sigh!) And all of that right before my final exams is a catastrophe!

And this loss pushed me back into more severe depression and a lack of motivation to do anything really. I don't feel like finishing school (despite only 2 months and final exams being left to survive) and I even lack motivation to get off my bed at times... My life feels like poverty, to be honest.

I can't help myself, but maybe I can help you.

9 months ago | [YT] | 3

TheRailwayNoob87

Hey, long time no see! I’ve been busy, working in an object show team recently. And I’d like to announce the teaser for the object show I am now a part of, which will premiere on Feb 6th at 16:30 CET (15:30 UTC, 10:30 EST).

The art below is going to be the thumbnail: The font used for its title is my design, the art itself was made by ‪@ClassicTRrhy‬, who is also part of the PPP team.

The whole thing is directed by ‪@SHADEGAM3S‬ (know on Discord as “insanepersonhere”) and, since recently, officially co-directed by me, ‪@trwn87‬. I’m excited to see where the show will bring us all!

The entirety of the show, along with some side material, will be visible on the ‪@Some-thing_Studios‬.

This was a post by your friendly YouTuber, TheRailwayNoob87!

9 months ago | [YT] | 4

TheRailwayNoob87

Coping with humor: A brand reimagined!

Source of the Original Image: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernsting’s_family

10 months ago | [YT] | 2

TheRailwayNoob87

How dare I introduce a rabbit to my profile picture without giving it a name? Well, now I came up with one! The rabbit is called Ejj.
I know, not a real name, but hear me out: It’s a word play with the English words “egg”, due to the body shape, and “edge”, as this creature constantly oscillates between sanity and insanity. A truly unhinged animal to watch out for!

Oh, and please give Ejj some carrots in the comments – they are just irresistible for rabbits like him! Otherwise, you might face a bitter fate… (Crazy laughter.)

Just in case you wonder how the name is even pronounced: It’s [ɛʒ] (phonetic alphabet).

10 months ago | [YT] | 3

TheRailwayNoob87

Coping with humor: My pain chart.

WARNING: Can be extremely relatable!

10 months ago | [YT] | 3

TheRailwayNoob87

Are these cookies trying to tell me something? The “Mindesthaltbarkeitsdatum” (the German word for the best-before date of edible products) reads the day November 13th 2025, which is the day where I will have moved out of my household precisely a year prior. My personal day of independence, if you will…

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