I attempted to beat EVERY Mortal Kombat legacy game WITHOUT practicing...(I got spanked)

I attempted to beat Kronika on the HIGHEST difficulty...(im down bad)

I attempted to beat the HARDEST tower in Mortal Kombat history...(it broke my spirit)

I attempted to beat Corrupted Shinnok on the HIGHEST difficulty...(im very upset)

I attempted 5 of your HARDEST and most CREATIVE online challenges...(my ego hurts)

I tried Mortal Kombat 9 ALMOST 15 years later...(its kinda peak)

I attempted 5 of the HARDEST and MOST BRUTAL COMBOS...(my bunda hurts)

I attempted to beat Shao Kahn on the HIGHEST difficulty...(it made me rage)(he's my pookie still)

I 1v1'ed EVERY rank again...(no more edging)

APPRENTICE to ELDER GOD...(for the bruzz)

APPRENTICE to ELDER GOD...(no more gooning)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Ermac...(hes a pegger)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Conan...(why is he so oily)

I attempted to beat the HARDEST boss... (i almost ragequit)(she broke my back)

I STOLE my opponent's team after EVERY game...(im a bad boy)

I returned to Mortal Kombat 11 because I miss the REAL Shao Kahn...(hes still a bad boy)

I returned to PRIME Mortal kombat 10 years later...(its still peak)(and i busted)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with T-1000...(metal dihh goes crazy)

I've MASTERED all 35 characters in Mortal Kombat 1... (im harder than usual)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Noob Saibot...(so sigma)(my pants fell off)

Spectating the #1 Scorpion(s) in Mortal Kombat 1...(absolutely sigma)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Reptile...(so sigma and gooey)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Madam Bo...(and her back)(smash)

I've ALREADY CRACKED T-1000...(He is skibidi)

I asked for YOUR BEST COMEBACKS in Mortal Kombat 1...(so sigma i jorked a bit)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Sub Zero...(not sigma)(im disappointed)

I attempted 5 of the HARDEST and MOST BRUTAL COMBOS...(it broke my back)(very skibidi)

I attempted to find Floyd... (it made me rage) (he also bricked me up)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Conan...(i nutted to him) (maybe)

I gave myself 10 HOURS to hit DIAMOND with the HARDEST character… (It made me goon)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Scorpion...(the goon sauce came out)

They BUFFED Smoke and he made me a gooner...(im a bit hard)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS and COMBOS with ghostface...(they were skibidi)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Ghostface... (he's a gooner) (also I may be bricked)

APPRENTICE to ELDER GOD in Mortal Kombat 1...(goon with me)

I 1v1'ed EVERY RANK in Mortal Kombat 1...(im a little hard)

I attempted 5 of the HARDEST and most IMPOSSIBLE COMBOS again...(im edging)

I have CRACKED Cyrax... (i busted)

They BUFFED Havik so I MASTERED him again...(im rock hard)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Sektor... (i gooned everywhere)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Noob Saibot... (I'm so bricked)

I COULDN'T wait for Noob Saibot so I went back to MK11 to play him... (im drooling again)

I've MASTERED all 29 characters in Mortal Kombat 1... (im a bit hard)

I COULDN'T wait for Sektor and Cyrax so I went BACK to MKX to play them... (its beautiful)

I attempted 5 MORE of the HARDEST and most IMPOSSIBLE COMBOS... (it crushed me)

They BUFFED Darrius and now he's a reset MONSTER... (I'm drooling)

They BUFFED Nitara and now she's actually kind of BUSTED... (it's perfect)

I CRACKED all 29 characters with Ferra... (it nearly broke me)

I have absolutely DESTROYED Takeda's damage... (it's so busted)

This update has CHANGED Mortal Kombat 1 FOREVER... (it's perfect)

I attempted 7 of the HARDEST and most IMPOSSIBLE COMBOS... (it broke me)

They said Smoke is a TRASH character so I MASTERED him... (he's kinda broken)

I have MASTERED the ART of Havik... (it's a thing of beauty)

I COULDN'T wait for Takeda so I went back to MKX to play him... (its so beautiful)

They BUFFED Sonya and now she's kinda good... (it's interesting)

They say Quan Chi is the WORST character now I say they’re wrong…(they all ragequit)

I have MASTERED the ART of General Shao... (it's beautiful)

They say Havik is a LOW TIER character I say they are WRONG... (He's kinda broken)

They BUFFED Cyrax and now he's BUSTED... (he needs a nerf)

NOBODY plays Ermac like me... (it's a thing of beauty)