"Fuck me Chris!"

They were the three words Lois never thought she would say. However, after Brian had died of old age and they had brought in the new dog Vinny, almost everything seemed to go to hell. Vinny had gotten a job himself, so he was never home like Brian was and it truthfully did not feel like they had ever even gotten a new dog. Meg had gone off to college and after Peter died, Lois decided it was best that Stewie live with her parents. There he could get the fancy education and all he deserved. So, it was just Lois, Chris and Vinny. It had been three years since all of that. Lois felt like crap, at 47 years old.

Yes, Lois was hot and at her age, she could still nab a guy to support herself, but she just didn't feel like being in a relationship with anybody else. It was just so hard. They had gotten rid of most of the stuff that reminded Lois of Peter. The flooring was hardwood, they got a new couch, phone, everything! Yet they did not get a new house and so the decision w