When you’re thirsty for drama

girl fridge forever

hydrate urself babes xx

mmm spicy spicy soup

spooky hot. emphasis on hot. 💋🖤

who drinks milk with their matcha anyways

aaaaaaand she’s off

a woman would’ve gotten all of these

the chokehold this song has on my millennial soul is criminal

for legal reasons, apple bubly can’t turn into pie (ik we’re upset too)

for the lucky girlies that were able to snag an apple bubly…

what in the 2008 is in these cans!?

apple bubly is back, with apple bubly jeans to match🍏

yes, i packed caviar. no, i will not be signing up for snack duty.

what color should we load next???

friendly reminder to pop in a bubly between bevvies 😉

fine dining, but make it poolside.

i wish i was the bubly rn

tag someone who needs this reminder

for the girls who add hot sauce to everything

this is my momcation. don’t ruin it.

because “mom-tinis” are better than martinis

this is your sign.

mom math: 1 blink = 6 months gone

this is either genius or absolutely unwell #momlife #pregnancy #pregnancycravings

we've been saying “next week?” for 3 months straight

he really thought I put the towel down for him???

mentally I’m here, physically I’m also here #momlife #summerrecipes #sparklingwater

The new version hiding veggies in mac and cheese #summer #momlife #healthymoms

Bellini bliss bubly, pineapple juice, coconut cream. a piña colada but cleaner, cuter, and very us.

not your dads soda float #summerrecipes #aestheticdrinks #summervibes #drinktok

our go-to when we’re hosting and need one thing to be easy

the spicy drink of the summer you didn’t know you needed☀️🌶️

head to target and light up your tastebuds with a pack of melted ice pop bubly today!

on a scale from “slightly drippy” to “full pavement puddle,” how are we doing today?

all the former “woo” girls drop a 🙋‍♀️in the comments

we’ve all been there…

“do a fun craft with your kids” they said. “it’ll be fun” they said…

we’re okay right?...we’re ok…

moms are built different

it’s always right after the baby goes down

what are we wrong about?

reasons we love summer: 1. melted ice pop bubly 2. see #1. available now @target. ☀️🏖️

it will be groundbreaking

Priorities

we’ll probably still fall asleep after putting on a movie but at least we can do it in peace

thank goodness they’re cute.

i’m a girl of simple needs.